Flying Omelette's Game Ideas

I've taken control of my Game Ideas page from Deathamster's Nest so that I can keep it updated. Some of these game ideas are really stupid and some are really funny, and I make no guarantees about the quality of them. I really wanted to make an archive of them in case the original posts are ever lost. Albert Einstein Odyssey Albert's Odyssey Alien vs. Predaking Battle Clash 3 Beard 64 Beatle Adventure Racing Bedknobs and Broomsticks Berzerk 2 Capcom vs. Squaresoft Danza Danza Revolution Don Pachi & Do Don Pachi Doogie Howser MD (Featuring Flunky Howser) Elemental Metal Guilty Gimmick Xeno Gear Bolt Solid Fire X Emblem FO 64 Grade-"E"-us Harry Potter vs. Captain N Hell 2: A Housewife Thriller Hoist's Adventure Island Hudson's Adventure Island In the Hunt for Red October Indiana Jones Jimmy Olsen 3D KaRnoov Rally Last Samurai Zombie Nation Mary Poppins Milon's Secret Castle RPG Mini-Game Mania Never Say Die 64 New Captain N Show Ninja Guy Den Ninja-Type Optimus Primal Rage Organ Battle 64 Pidge Racer Pocket Transformers Pokamontas Ratchet and Ratchet Reggie-Lution 3D Resident Weevil Rise of the GoBots Rival Turd RPG Buddy Movie Game Sunday Comics Deathmatch Tenchi Survivor The Adventures of Beardy Smoosh's Head The Legend of Zelda: Macarena of Time Tweeter911 Advance Underwear Jones & the Flagpole of Doom Untitled Adventure Game Zanac vs. Link

Albert Einstein Odyssey The Legend of E=MC Squared

Albert's Odyssey You play as Albert the pirate from Alundra 2. You go on such exciting adventures as arguing with your sister, correcting people's grammar, wandering around Gwaba town looking for your lost father, explaining how to use a parachute, and teaching pirates about the hydrodynamic nature of the ocean's current. You also teach people that whales aren't fish and the meaning of the word "fatso". You have the uncanny skill to make best friends out of your worst enemies and to wear a construction worker's hat even though you're a pirate. In a world of mystery and chaos, you are the one true salvation. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Alien vs. Predaking Who will win? The Predacons or the Aliens? You can choose which to play as! The final battle pits Predaking against the Alien Queen. Either way, the Universe is screwed! Here's what the character select screen will look like: BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Battle Clash 3 I think Battle Clash 3 would be a cool idea for GameCube or N64. Instead of using a gun or scope, you would just use the control stick to aim your "sights" at. (Sort of like the robot battles in Mystical Ninja.) It would have all the STs from Battle Clash and Metal Combat, as well as lots of new STs! I think there could be a special hidden mode where you get to fight against STs that are piloted by famous Nintendo Characters, like Mario, Bowser, Link, Samus, Kirby, etc. Can you imagine Ash Ketchum fighting in an ST shaped like a giant, mechanical Pikachu!!! Oh no!!! BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Beard 64 In this game, the object is to grow a beard. The longer your beard, the more points you get, but you have to keep it fairly neat. Score extra points if your beard swirls into little rosettes. Later, you can trim your beard for a better score. Getting a perfect Fu Man Chu is more fun than a four-line score in Tetris! Special bonus round where you try to get birds to nest in your beard, and you have to balance all of their eggs. If you beat the game and get a really high score, you unlock Crawl and 1000 and play as him while FO tries to snuggle into your fuzzy beard. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Beatle Adventure Racing Race as Paul, George, Ringo, or John on the Magical Mystery Tour! You can unlock special vehicles, like the Yellow Submarine. The game ends if Yoko Ono knocks you all off the track. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Bedknobs and Broomsticks I think this would make an awesome game, and I'm actually serious about this one. The object is that you have a time-traveling bed that can take you anyplace in any time period whenever you want it to. You're on a quest to find the world's most powerful book of magic, but you have to search around the world on your flying bed to find it. So, it's kind of like Where is Carmen Sandiego, except with a flying bed and a book in place of Carmen. In one level you get to rummage through a street sale. In other one, you have to fight the laundry and furniture that's come to life in your house after a botched spell attempt. You even get attacked by a flying nightgown that you can clearly see the string attached to it. Then, the Nazis invade your village, so it becomes a race against time. You need that book, but you find out it's hidden on the Island of Naboombu that's ruled by cartoon animals. You have to play a soccer game against them and win to get the book. Once you have the book, you can use it to make suits of armor come to life and battle the Nazis in a real-time brawler! Bonus level where Angela Lansbury does backflips through hoops underwater. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Berzerk 2 Believe it or not, this game idea came to me in a dream. And for all it's worth, it's kind of strange that there hasn't been a Berzerk 2. It's certainly the kind of game that could lend itself well to being updated into a more "modern" format. It's still an overhead shooter/maze-type game, but with better graphics, so instead of fighting against blank screens, you now battle the robots and other enemies against forest, ruins, factory, ice, and other backgrounds. The gameplay is more intense, like Smash TV, but you can still leave the room whenever you want. There are secret rooms to discover and this time, there are bosses, too. I think it would be cool if some bosses you fight are done on the overhead-view scenes, while others are in "sidescrolling" scene. Every time you beat a boss, it changes into Evil Otto and he chases after you, so you have to leave the room quickly to avoid him. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Capcom vs. Squaresoft This is a fighting game like Marvel vs. Capcom and Capcom vs. SNK. There's all the characters from the Capcom games, such as Street Fighter, Mega Man, Strider, Dark Stalkers, etc. But to counter the new Squaresoft RPG characters, there will also be characters from Capcom's Breath of Fire series, like Ryu, Nina, Ox, Bleu, Bo, Spar, etc. The characters from Squaresoft will be mostly Final Fantasy characters, from the various games, like Cloud, Cecil, Terra, Sabin, Edgar, Squall, etc. There will also be characters from Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross, and other Squaresoft games. The characters' special moves will be some of the same skills and magic attacks that they have in the RPGs. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Danza Danza Revolution Dance your way to the top as Tony Danza! You'll face off against an assortment of other famous Tonys, including Tony Randall, Toni Braxton, Tony the Tiger, and Tony Toni Tone. There are four major bosses in the game: The first is Tony Banta from Taxi. The second is Tony Micelli from Who's The Boss? The third is Tony Canettie from Hudson Street. And the fourth and final boss is Tony DiMeo from the Tony Danza Show. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Don Pachi & Do Don Pachi Don Pachi - A game about a Mexican mafia boss. Do Don Pachi - A game about trying to get it on with a Mexican mafia boss. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Doogie Howser MD (Featuring Flunky Howser) This is a game that uses the NES Gilligan's Island game engine. You play as Doogie Howser, MD, as he walks around a hospital trying to save his patients. Tagging along is his lesser-known brother, Flunky Howser, who wears a backwards baseball cap, baggy pants and sunglasses. Flunky Howser falls over a lot and goofs off and serves no real purpose other than to trip you up. And the worst part is, every time you're about to accomplish something, Flunky Howser screws it up. In the end, Flunky turns into a rapping genie who throws bars of soap at the ceiling while bustin' rhymes. One of the bars of soap gets stuck to the ceiling and staring at it causes you to have a psychadelic flashback in which it's revealed that Doogie Howser was really Voldemort all along!! And he has the blood of Dracula!! BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Elemental Metal Guilty Gimmick Xeno Gear Bolt Solid Finally! Every game that has "Gear" in the title rolled into one package! BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Fire X Emblem You play as Fire X from the Sugarcrave Message Forums and the goal is to get kicked off the board by wearing various hate emblems. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

FO 64 In this game, you play as Crawl and 1000, and your objective is to find FO and marry her! AOOHOHrohOHRHEOeAHrohHohroAREOERohRHroheAOOERoehOHAErhAOrHO! There are many different ways to find FO! You can make a trail of omelettes, and she'll find and follow them! You can hide in her SnuggleJammies made for two and wait for her to get in them! You can set up a widescreen-TV with Harvest Moon playing on it - it will attract FO like a moth to a lightbulb! There are other ways, but you have to figure them out for yourself! Eventually FO is kidnapped by the evil BJ Strykes. You will have to fight him in the end as the final boss! It will be a long, tough battle, and the winner gets FO! Now who doesn't want this game? In the sequel, FO 64 Advance Part 2, you will play as FO and have to find Crawl while avoiding BJ Strkyes and his deadly post-deleting lawnmower. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Grade-"E"-us You're part of a group lobbying to get schools to include the letter "E" grade. (Why does it go straight from D to F after all?) BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Harry Potter vs. Captain N This would be a great game! Think about it, both of these are about an ordinary kid who finds himself in an extraordinary situation, gains amazing powers, and meets lots of strange people and things. So why not have them kick the crap outta each other? Imagine.. Harry Potter vs. Kevin Keene - Will the wand or the Zapper prevail? Simon Belmont vs. Serverus Snape to see who can be the biggest, yet most likable jerk. Mega Man vs. Dumbledore Mother Brain vs. Ron Weasly Hermione vs. the Eggplant Wizard Hagrid vs. Donkey Kong Unlockable characters will include Lucious Malfoy, the Whomping Willow, Pero the Cat, Error, and a rapping Genie. In the end, it turns out that King Hippo is Voldemort. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Hell 2: A Housewife Thriller The Giant Rubber Glove has conquered the Year 2195 with its army of vacuum cleaners and curling irons! As a faithful housewife who has always believed in the Rubber Glove, you must discover why he's suddenly discontinued your welfare check. Solve mysteries and puzzles by visiting various locations around your town, such as laundromats, shopping malls, grocery stores, and the hairdresser. An example of one of the game's many baffling puzzles: You need to cause a distraction in the laundromat so that you can steal the Exit Sign. Take the dish detergent you found in your kitchen cabinet and put it in a washing machine. Use the quarters you got from banging on the gas station's vending machine to start the washing machine, and suds bubbles fill up the entire laundromat. Now whack everyone over the head with the mop you found in your neighbor's closet and the Exit Sign is all yours! Other puzzles you'll need to solve: How to get a stain out of a carpet. How to keep the dog from climbing on the furniture. What to do about a flat tire. And many, many more! BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Hoist's Adventure Island I think they should remake the Adventure Island games and replace Master Higgins with Hoist. Maybe the Adventure Island games weren't all that good, but playing as a fat robot in underwear and tennis shoes is 10 times cooler than a fat guy in a grass skirt, so that alone would make it much better. Between levels, you get to shoot the dog from Duck Hunt. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Hudson's Adventure Island With contributions from Facilitypro. You play as Hudson from Aliens as he goes on a wacky island adventure. Every time you get a "Game Over", he yells, "Game over, man!! Game over!!" You could have a "freak out meter," and whenever you have a close call, it increases. When it fills, Hudson freaks out and starts screaming "We're fucked! We're doomed!" Then you have to slap him until he calms down. Since this is Hudson's Adventure Island, I think there should be a level where he takes a metal detector to a beach. Then he starts yelling, "There's coins all around us, man!! The signal's getting stronger!!" BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

In the Hunt for Red October This is the same exact game as In the Hunt, only now player 1 is Sean Connery and Player 2 is Sam Neill. Sean Connery likes his submarine shaken, not stirred. Sam Neill's sub gets mauled by a T-Rex and thrown into a tree. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Indiana Jones You play as Jones the cat from Alien and Aliens as he goes on a wacky adventure in Indiana. Whenever you get close to a boss, Jones starts hissing and snarling, and then the boss kills one of your party members. Instead of traveling about Indiana in a car or airship, you get put in a kitty carrier and Ripley runs with it while being chased by a runaway boulder. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Jimmy Olsen 3D You play as the photographer Jimmy Olsen from Superman. You take pictures of things around the world. The bigger the disaster you capture, and the better your photograph of it is, the more points you score. Eventually, you'll face off against Peter Parker to settle the score of who is the best comic book photographer of all time. The ending shows a scene of Jimmy Olsen falling down a flight of stairs. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

KaRnoov Rally It's this game, only the guy on the boxart is replaced with Karnov: BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Last Samurai Zombie Nation With contributions from SethraShnoo, jup, & Deathamster You play as Tom Cruise's decapitated head flying through a city destroying buildings! Like an evil Superman, you fly throughout the world's cities, using all those super powers to level all of the humans' achievements in one day. Then you'll have to face the wrath of all those Top Gun dudes in their fighter planes. Bonus level in which you travel around trying to sue anyone who accuses you of being gay. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Mary Poppins With contributions from Bomberguy221 and Deathamster The companion game to Bedknobs and Broomsticks. It's a 3D adventure game with different goals for each stage, a la, Conker's Bad Fur Day. Stage 1: Float in on your umbrella and try to blow away the other prospective nannies. Stage 2: Clean up the nursery. Run around to every pile of junk and snap your fingers. Stage 3: A horse race with you on a merry-go-round horse. Be sure to save the fox from the hunters along the way. Bonus round where you have to spell out supercalafragilisticexpialidocious. Stage 4: Throw your hard-earned cash away to a crazy birdlady. Stage 5: Get Uncle Albert down from the ceiling. Stage 6: Dance with the chimney sweeps and get all dirty while campaigning for women's right to vote. Stage 7: Use a spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down. In the most delightful way possible. Final Stage: Fly a kite. Included is an unlockable bonus sidescrolling shooter game. Instead of a ship, you play as Mary Poppins flying around on an umbrella. You'll have to shoot and dodge flying chimney sweeps, kites, singing robins, and dancing penguins. The final boss is Admiral Boone and his cannon. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Milon's Secret Castle RPG Instead of rescuing a princess or saving the world, the goal of this RPG is to FIND A SAW!! BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Mini-Game Mania This is a game that takes all the annoying mini-games in RPGs and Adventure games that there ever were, and puts them all in one. The ultimate goal of this game is to annoy the hell out of the player, and make him/her go insane. You'll get the Dartboard game, RC Car Race, Follow the Dog, and Arcade mini-games from Alundra 2. The shooting galleries, Bombchu Bowling, Fishing Pond, Horse Race, and Archery Range of Zelda 64. You'll get the annoying mini-games that I've heard so much about in Final Fantasy 7. You get the digging game and treasure chest house game in Zelda: ALttP. The roulette, slime-fighting, and archery range of Alundra 1 are in here, too (although for mini-games, I thought those were kind of fun.) You also get all of those mini-games from Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon, like the one where Ebisumaru has to collect the sweets, the one where Yae swims up a waterfall, the one where Sasuke leaps up a rotating tower, and the one where Goemon throws boxes on top of giant enemies. By getting high scores on these mini-games, you'll unlock even more mini-games! You'll get all the mini-games from The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (the SNES one). All the Mini-Games from Zelda DX, like the crane game, fishing pond, and river raft. You can even open up some mini-games from sidescrolling action games, such as the crane game, wild west shooting, and egg catching game from Kirby's Adventure! If you win every mini-game, the game cartridge/CD self-destructs. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Never Say Die 64 This, contrary to what you may have thought, is not a James Bond game. In this game, you play as an ezboarder with a lot of game ideas. And even though the N64 is officially a dead system and there will probably never be any more games for it, nothing...NOTHING will stop you from putting "64" in the titles of your games! AOHROEHRoAHrohaeOrheoARHoehroHORHOEhroHOHO! BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

New Captain N Show I had a really weird dream the other night that got me to thinking about ideas for a new Captain N cartoon. Basically, it would be just like the old cartoon, but here's some stuff they could add: First and foremost, they need to get more NES "staple" ideas into the show. For example, they need to have the "Door Maze" episode. There should also be the "RPG" episode, where they spend several hours killing hundreds of imps or slimes and become permamently stronger. And how about the slippery ice floor episode? Kevin also needs to use his power belt more. I think it would be cool if he entered "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A" and then he could die 30 times in one game world and keep coming back to life. Some ideas for new characters: There should be a dog on the team that laughs at them whenever they make a mistake. They could have the Goof-Off from Dragon Warrior 3 and the sidekick from Phantom Fighter. Both just tag along and act like idiots, and make fun of the other team members all the time. There should be a rapping genie on the team. True, I can't think of any rapping genies in any NES games, but there really should be a rapping genie. That would be cool. Maybe it could be Faruk from Magic of Scheherazade. Even though he never raps in the game, that doesn't mean he can't. Guest Characters: The original series saw cameo appearances by characters like Link, Pero the Cat, and Bayou Billy. Here are some more cameo character episode ideas: Rad Gravity - This episode could be based on the Felluvia level of Rad Gravity. The N-Team has to help Rad save his spaceship's computer from the thieves with the ice cream truck. Milon from Milon's Secret Castle - The N-Team helps Milon FIND A SAW, and they have to BUMP HEAD TO FIND BLOCK to do it. Orpheus from Battle of Olympus - This could be the basis of an excellent "dark" themed episode. The N-Team descends into hell, er....hades to bring Orpheus's girlfriend back from the dead. Or how about, in a bizarre twist on the idea, Kevin has to bring Lana back from the dead? Error from Zelda 2 - Since Donkey Kong was 50 feet tall for no explicable reason, I don't see why Error can't be inexplicably 50 feet tall, too. Imagine an episode where Donkey Kong shows up and he's about to pound the N-Team, but then, on the horizon appears a 50-foot Error and he bellows out in a deep voice, "I AM ERROR!", then they brawl it out Godzilla-style. Karnov - I'm not sure what this episode will be about, but Karnov should make lots of Russian jokes, like "In Soviet Russia, SHOES wear YOU!!" BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Ninja Guy Den In this game, you play as one of four guys in a basement who get drunk while watching one too many kung-fu movies and start beating each other up. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Ninja-Type With contributions from Crawl and 1000 and Magical Yard Gnome It's a shooter like R-Type, except that you play as a ninja flying on a kite instead of a spaceship, and the backgrounds are of medieval Japan. The final boss is a tornado, and it turns into a fire tornado for its second form. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Optimus Primal Rage It's another Beast Wars fighting game. The only real difference with this one is that Optimus Primal now has a finishing move where he pees on his defeated opponent. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Organ Battle 64 An amazing strategy RPG where combatants wheel organs and pianos out onto the battefield and duel each other with concertos. Whoever puts on the loudest performance blows the other party away. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Pidge Racer You play as the little punk with the annoying voice from Voltron, as he's converted his Green Lion into a race car. Race against Lotor and King Zarkon to win the galaxy's freedom! BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Pocket Transformers Red, Blue, & Special Huffer Edition In this game, you have to find and catch Transformers and use them in battle against other Transformers. Never mind that Transformers are awfully huge and hard to catch. Thanks to the miracle of the Subspace Theory, they can now fit into small balls that you can carry in your pockets. In the Red Edition, you can get Prowl, but you can't get Bluestreak, and vice versa. Special Huffer Edition is similar to the Red and Blue, except that you start with Huffer and he follows you around. Whenever you try to do anything, he whines about it. Like, when you capture a Dinobot, he says, "Dinobots? I thought you were going to capture DINOSAURS!" And every time you throw a pocket ball he yells, "That'll never work! I just know it!" The ultimate goal is to face off against and defeat the Elite Four: Spike, Carly, Chip, and Buster. Then when you win, you can rule the planet, at least until Unicron comes and eats it in the ending cinema scene. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Pokamontas You reenact the war between the settlers and the Native Americans, only instead of using arrows and guns, you use captured animals and Pokebattle to win territories of land. The final battle is dramatically interrupted when Misty throws herself into a burning woodpile. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Ratchet and Ratchet The sequel to Ratchet & Clank, and Ratchet & Clank 2, it's Ratchet & Ratchet! You play as either the Autobot Ratchet or Nurse Ratchet. The object is that you're competing against each other to see who can annoy your patients more without actually harming them. As Autobot Ratchet, wrestle with the likes of Ironhide, who doesn't like to be operated on, and threaten to weld his mouth shut. Try not to lose your concentration as the other Autobots stand around and stare at you while you work as they always inexplicably do on the show. Uh-oh, be careful not to ruin Sunstreaker's paint job or you'll lose drastic amounts of points! As Nurse Ratchet, you'll have to annoy your patients by taking away their TV and cigarettes and giving them shock therapy! Watch out for the Indian! Make sure he doesn't throw the sink through the window and escape again! The final stage is a one-on-one Mortal Kombat style fight between a hand-drawn Autobot Ratchet and digitized Nurse Ratchet, who are now both 50-feet-tall to make the fight fair and so that you can knock down buildings. Why? Because, dammit, there are too many people with the name "Ratchet" anymore! BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Reggie-Lution 3D With contributions from Kairobi King In this game, you play as a big retarded guy on your way to earning your fifteen minutes of fame. Your ultimate goal is to make a speech at the E3 show. To accomplish this goal, you'll have to kick ass and take names. As you travel along the streets, kicking everyone's asses, you'll have to build up your special powers. For example, earn enough points, and you can be outfitted with eyebeams capable of melting down any X-Box or Playstation2 consoles you see. The three major bosses are Bill Gates, Victor Ireland, and whoever is the president of Sony. You fight them in one-on-one fighting game-style battles. As you fight, a meter builds up, and when the meter is full, you have to press a certain button so you can execute your super-duper "Kicking Ass" move. Then, when your opponent is finished, the screen says "TAKE NAMES!" in big bloody letters accompanied by a Mortal Kombat-like voiceover, and you must input the correct button sequence to take your opponent's name. Along with collecting names from defeated enemies, you can find them other ways, too, like if you find a phone book, then you get a huge "name collection" bonus. Or how about a scene where you go into a restaurant and rip off the employees' nametags? Collecting enough names will prove to Nintendo that you've destroyed their competition and you can make a big speech at E3 on their behalf. Collect all the names in the game, and you get to see the super-secret special ending: An ad for the upcoming Reggie-Lution 3D Part 2, which will pretty much be the same game, only with more names to collect, and heck, you may even have to collect MIDDLE names, too! BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Resident Weevil You play as a farmer whose crops have been taken over by giant Boll Weevils and other insects. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Rise of the GoBots Sick of playing second-fiddle to the Transformers and enduring the ridicule of fans, the GoBots rise up and take them on in a one-on-one fighting game whose main claim to fame is having FMV on a cartridge. Except, now it's a CD game, so it doesn't seem so special anymore. And for some reason, you can only play as Leader-1 in the one-player mode. Well, at least it wasn't Scooter. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Rival Turd Play as Hankey the Christmas Poop from South Park in a sidescrolling beat-em-up. You can play this game with Controller Poop. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

RPG Buddy Movie Game I think there should be an RPG that stars lots of different RPG heroes who go together on a Buddy Movie-style adventure. They'll do things like walk through cornfields, ride inside dryers at the laundromat, make lots of wisecracks, and eventually someone gets a vase stuck on their head. It could have: Locke and Edgar from Final Fantasy 6 Edge from Final Fantasy 4 Kharg and Maru from Arc the Lad 4 Pike from Albert Odyssey Ness from EarthBound Garian from Dark Savior Toxa from Kartia Flint from Alundra 2 Crono from Chrono Trigger Ryu from Breath of Fire Alaron from Aidyn Chronicles Edge from Panzer Dragoon Saga and featuring Dekar from Lufia 2 as the sloppy bachelor and all of their respective girlfriends. (Okay, so technically Edgar doesn't have a true "girlfriend", but I figure Terra is most likely to end up with him at the end, so she'll be his girlfriend. And for the curious, the other girlfriends will be Celes, Rydia, Paulette, Bebedora, Eka, Paula, Kay, Mona, Alexia, Marle, Nina, Brenna, and Azel.) The guys all do something to upset their girlfriends, and then they have to go through a lot of swashbuckling hijinks to make it up to them. Everybody keeps the same attack moves and spells from the games they were originally in. I also think it would be neat if the story was influenced by who you choose to put in your party. Like, for example, Pike, Maru, and Edgar are really bad influences, so you'll end up in a lot more trouble if they're in the group. If you make up a party of just Crono, Flint, Ness, and Ryu, the entire game will have no dialogue and story scenes will be pantomimed. If you put both Edge from FF4 and Edge from PDS in the party, lots of hilarious scenes where someone says, "Edge!" and they both answer to it at once will ensue. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Sunday Comics Deathmatch Play as all your favorite Sunday comic characters from past and present! Choose from Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Garfield, Heathcliff, Marmaduke, Calvin, Hobbes, Beetle Bailey, Hagar the Horrible, Dagwood, Bill the Cat, Dennis the Menace, Cathy, and Prince Valiant as you duke it out to see who is the supreme comic strip character. Backgrounds are hand-drawn to look like the comics, but I think it would be neato if the characters looked like they were made out of clay, a la Clay Fighter. Or maybe an animated hand-drawn style like Yoshi's Island. Or both! And, finally, the question of who is better: Garfield or Heathcliff, can be settled. The final boss is Mary Worth. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Tenchi Survivor It's just like the TV, Survivor, except that all the people on the island are the Tenchi girls, and you get to play as one of them. You go through all kinds of adventures on the island, play games, race through obstacle courses, eat bugs, build houses out of walnuts, and do other crazy crap. At the end of each "game week", one of the Tenchi girls is eliminated, and if you did poorly, it might be you. The last Tenchi girl standing is the one that gets to be with Tenchi, forever. You can choose to play as: Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Washu, Nagi, Sakuya from Tenchi in Tokyo, and secret bonus character Yuzuha. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

The Adventures of Beardy Smoosh's Head There should be a movie where the camera is up really close to Smoosh's face, then it slowly starts panning around his head. It will continue to pan around his head over the course of 2 hours, until we've finally seen the whole head. Then the camera will zoom out so that we can see his entire face. Then, there's a scene of Smoosh sleeping on the couch. It will be called, "The Adventures of Beardy Smoosh's Head!" BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

The Legend of Zelda: Macarena of Time This is the same exact game as The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, except that the music in the ending sequence where everyone is dancing is replaced with the Macarena. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Tweeter911 Advance This is the exact same game as Super Mario Bros. 2, except for one major difference. If you beat 910 Tweeter enemies in a row, the 911th one turns into a huge boss and kicks your ass. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Underwear Jones & the Flagpole of Doom You play as intrepid explorer Underwear Jones on a quest to run your underwear up every flagpole in America. Extra points if you're still wearing them. But be careful! If you find the dreaded Flagpole of DOOM, a giant yellow raft will leap out of your TV set, inflate to full size in midair, and land on top of you. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Untitled Adventure Game You know how in a lot of RPGs, like the Final Fantasy games, you'll get many different characters to join your party, and some characters come and go, while others stay, etc. But in all adventure games I've played (like Zelda games, where you actually control the main character), you usually only play as one character and keep that character for the entire game. The only exception is Secret of Mana and Evermore, but even in those games you can only switch between just a few characters. Wouldn't it be cool for someone to make an adventure that has lots of characters that would come and go and join your party? And you could switch between controlling them, and they'd all have different skills and/or magic. BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST

Zanac vs. Link The ultimate battle to prove who is the greatest power in the universe: Link, the Hero of Time, or Zanac? BACK TO GAME IDEA LIST