The Most Pointless RAU Sketch Ever

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Christopher:

*RING!* *RING!*
Christopher: YAWN!! Hmmm...I don't feel like wearing pants today...

...So, I'll just go to class without them!


Preston: So, how did everything go on your trip, Nucleo?
Nucleo: Unfortunately, it was cut short by a well-meaning, but seriously misguided griffin. However, up until that point, it was quite nice. The weather was good, and I think walking through her favorite part of the woods helped jostle some of Im's lost memories. I was beginning to think...
Nucleo: ...
Preston: Wasn't that your protege?
Nucleo: Yes, it was...Christopher, what the heck is going on?
Christopher: Crow threw me out of his class just because I'm not wearing any pants.
Nucleo: Well, maybe you should go put some on.
Christopher: Why? You can't even tell I'm not wearing any. All you can see is my head.
Preston: Well, the readers can't tell, but we certainly can.
Christopher: Allright then...I'll go put them on...

*RING!* *RING!*
Christopher: Oh...IT WAS ONLY A DREEEEEEEAAAAAM! ...Or WAS it???

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!!
Preston: So, what are you going to do for the rest of the day?
Nucleo: Not sure about the rest of the day, but there's a nice sunny spot on the rug I'm gonna go lie in and sleep for the next several hours. If you'll excuse me...
Preston: ....
Nucleo: Because, you know mountaindevils are like cats, you see?
Preston: Yes, I know.
Nucleo: Okay, just making sure.


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