THE RAU GALLERY CAST
If you don't want to read the lengthy explanations for each character's history in the scrapbooks section, then this page will give you a brief summary of all that you really need to know. It includes links to the more-detailed scrapbooks in case you are interested in learning more.
Note to Firefox Users:
Some of these sketches include jokes that rely on having a picture move across the screen with a marquee tag. For some reason, Firefox has trouble displaying this correctly and I can't figure out how to fix it yet. However, I've noticed that once everything loads, refreshing the screen usually clears the problem and the picture is then displayed normally. I have put a note at the top of every sketch that uses a marquee to refresh the screen.
Archaeological Thingamobobical Part 6: Stranglehold
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RAU Gallery Gaiden: Technicolor Baguette
Christopher Paladin tries his hand at writing his own RAU Gallery sketch.
Forum Archive Topic #7: To Oni or Not to Oni
A little backstage forum fun results in yet more woe for Dr. Honen Calzoun as his species is called into question.
Archaeological Thingamobobical Part 5: The Road to Reflection
Nucleo and Co. have devised a plan to steal the Netscape Navigator program, which they need to return home, away from the Anti-Virus. But the path is blocked by drones and shadows of the past.
Archaeological Thingamobobical Part 4: Attack of the Drones
While Nucleo, Image, and Loro leave to deactivate the anti-virus system, Honen is left alone with Cirrus. He meets up again with Deuce Koma, but a fierce battle for survival ensues when they're attacked by a horde of anti-virus drones.
Archaeological Thingamobobical Part 3: The World That Time Forgot
A haywire anti-virus system now poses a new threat to the stranded archaeology team. Questions remain to be answered: Just who is the oni child, Cirrus? And is the lizardman warrior friend or foe?
Archaeological Thingamobobical Part 2: The Edge of Yesterday
Nucleo, Image, and Honen find themselves trapped in 1995, within a world of ancient web browsers and other shadows of the past...
First Appearances: Cirrus Razeena, Loro
Archaeological Thingamobobical Part 1: 20 Seconds to Nowhere
Nucleo's archaeology team is met with uncertain fate after making their latest discovery. Meanwhile, Cory is concerned about her parents being alone with their one-time archnemesis, Honen Calzoun.
The Aftermath of Arizona Jack
A complaint to FlyingOmelette.com about Jack's antics in the previous sketch has given rise to a new form of law...
Arizona Jack Strikes Back!
Jack Sheen joins forces with the Arizona Law Toons to bring justice to Grimmora!
Forum Archive Topic #6: Raisin' Toast
Thanks to the internet, poor Honen can't get away from his antagonists even when he's miles away.
Forum Archive Topic #5: Onilicious! (Parts 1 & 2)
Because this was done on the forums, it's out-of-synch with the series timeline. This probably happened sometime right after Annelidical Psychiatry and before Troubled Ties.
Forum Archive Topic #4: 256K Warning
At this point, the series has now had more references to the male anatomy than my high school biology book.
Forum Archive Topic #3: Nuts in Them There Hills
Never trust a mountaindevil in the kitchen.
Please Don't Take My Bubu Away
The overlord's car has a mind of its own, a fact which greatly bothers Chance.
First Appearances: Bubu
Jacknifed
A trip to an abandoned message board proves to be a close encounter of the weird kind for Jack Sheen.
For the Love of an Oni
Honen is so conflicted over whether he should become villainous again that he's getting distraught. When he's reassured by Nucleo and when he sees the real reason Deuce has taken to him, will it be enough to make him stay?
Adventures in Site Tracking #4: The Moronic Motherlode!!
Bloggers who take it upon themselves to verbally trash me and my website, be aware that the door swings both ways (and trust me, I'm better at it than you.)
Playing With the Queen of Hearts
The only reason this got made is because several people wrote in to tell me the Juice Newton part of the last one was great.
Overlord Woes
People often ask me why I won't go to their forums. This episode pretty much sums up my experience with outside message boards. It's nothing personal. It's like the song says, "If I shy away it's only because, love's the internet's been a little bit hard on me".
First Appearances: Victor Markino
Troubled Ties
Deuce can't catch a break from Tomi's grouchiness and Honen's angsty antics. Honen's fear and uncertainty is about to get him into hot water...
More Pointlessness With Christopher Paladin
How far is too far when you're trying to push a psychiatrist's buttons? Never for Christopher.
Annelidical Psychiatry
Preston's explanation for how he became the school psychiatrist.
First Appearances: Nexis Fried
In Case of WTF, Break Glass
Honen's penchant for getting into situations way over his head results in the most screwed-up sketch to ever appear in this series. Half-naked onis and elves depicted.
Forum Archive Topic #2: Port Saiid Pickle
There can be only one forum comedian...and it is Chester Hallet!
Forum Archive Topic #1: Why, Oh Why is There Pie?
The only argument involving pie that did not end with someone getting hit by one.
Adventures in Site Tracking #3: Phish From a Pond
The RAU's response to being accused of identity theft.
The Great Forum War Part 4: The War Against ErniePants
An epic final battle against the Pure Evil. The power of prayer worked in Final Fantasy 4 and EarthBound...will it come through again?
The Great Forum War Part 3: Honen's Vacation
Meanwhile, Honen has gotten lost after the overlord sent him on vacation and has ended up in a time paradox of his own...
First Appearances: Leona Starling, Wildclaw
The Great Forum War Part 2: Battles in Time and Space
It's a battle for the universe against an opponent who has learned much from playing time-traveling RPGs.
The Great Forum War Part 1: No Suit, No Service
A network suit threatens to hit The RAU Gallery with a ton of citations for breaking 80's children's television codes. But all is not as it seems...
A Review of Bee 52 (With Special Guest Nicolas Cage)
This is the best and only review of the NES game Bee 52 that you'll ever need.
The RAU Grand Finale?
The overlord threatens to end it all after receiving complaints
about this site section. Can Chance's hastily-thrown-together eulogy change her mind?
The Most Pointless RAU Sketch Ever
Like mentor, like student.
Clash of the Clichés
The classic 80's mind-switch episode!!
First Appearances: Jaeger Dunlin III
Deliberate Insanity
If you've played Eternal Darkness...this sketch won't make much more sense anyway.
Starcrossed Destinies
Honen is stressed out over his job, Robin is stressed out over being stuck in her demon form. Will a chance meeting help put their minds at ease?
Hazy 80's Daze
The results of growing up in the 80's and believing everything you see on TV.
Taura in Wonderland
Taura and Robin take a trip down memory lane as they catch up on events with everyone around the school.
One Giant Leap for Mankind
Sesa's team finds the trail of the stolen moonbuggy, but it leads them to a dead end. Only one man can help them now...
First Appearances: Sesa Markino, Taura Asa, Ogrin Dovekie, Kado
Moonbuggy Love
The moonbuggy project is well underway, but Raymond's paranoia could spell the end of it.
Party of the Century
Professor Crow loses control when Lickinightmare's in town!
First Appearances: Crow
A Visit With the Overlord
This is what the overlord has to put up with on a daily basis.
First Appearances: Deuce Koma
Nonsense War
When an old forum nonsense poster is let loose in the school, only the power of 80's rap music can stop him!
First Appearances: Samantha, Tomi Forrester, Kiini
The Temple of Lost Ezboard Posts
A parody of the 2005 Ezboard Hacker Attack leads a team of explorers on a voyage that goes absolutely nowhere.
First Appearances: Aurora Taglisa
Best Enemies, Worst Friends
Nucleo and Preston are concerned with the mental stability of Honen and Chester. The question is...who's worse?
Dr. Honen Calzoun Teaches a Class of Breath of Fire 2 Cats
The greatest moments of Breath of Fire 2 and Shadowgate brought to you the way no other website could.
First Appearances: The Overlord FO
Study Hall Blues
A power outage interrupts some study hall fun and games.
First Appearances: Robin Calypson, Talon Kyradius, Zumo
Fixing the Table
Even after 10 years of authoring this site, my HTML skills still need work. Nucleo and Honen to the rescue!
First Appearances: Lizaki, Image Arcane, Honen Calzoun
Ancient Secret Desert-Elf Magic
Preston takes it upon himself to blow the doors and windows off the fourth wall of this inscrutable series.
Grimmora X Geo
This is probably the most fun I had with playing Legend of Mana.
First Appearances: Cory McRaven
Plan Nucleo From Outer Space
Nucleo's mind for marketing comes up with a winning plan! (But not according to Chance...)
Nucleo's Greatest Discovery
After years of careful study and research, Nucleo discovers something that the class can't quite agree with...
First Appearances: Raymond O'Malley, Calico King, Preston Abirok
What is Yuku? (Baby, Don't Hurt Me, No More)
Nucleo's class discovers one of the many wonders of Ezboard's new message board system.
The Beans in the Beanbag Chair Are Not For Eating
Nucleo is irate over a forum prank and demands to know who was responsible, much to Chance's chagrin.
First Appearances: Jack Sheen
Adventures in Site Tracking #2: Perhaps I Was Born Too Soon
Christopher proves that no experiment is too hazardous to perform in the name of science and discovery!
First Appearances: Lukyan Degorah
Adventures in Site Tracking #1: Of Hypocrites and Fire Eyes
Our tale begins with the RAU commenting on whether or not my site is funny...sort of.
First Appearances: Christopher Paladin, Nucleo McRaven, Chance Tomasaro, Chester Hallet
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